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721This email is never sent unsolicited. It is only sent to you because you are lucky enough to know the sender. Share on Facebook      
722This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home... Share on Facebook      
723This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' Share on Facebook      
724This is a day for firm decisions ! ...Or is it ? Share on Facebook      
725This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: "Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen." Share on Facebook      
726This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. Share on Facebook      
727This is almost as enthralling as a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder Share on Facebook      
728This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it. Share on Facebook      
729This is my impression of a bowling ball-... (drags the microphone along the floor, then lifts it) ...-gutter. Share on Facebook      
730This is no ordinary silly grin on my face, it's an educated one. Share on Facebook      
731This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. Share on Facebook      
732This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. Share on Facebook      
733This isn't all true. Share on Facebook      
734This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. Share on Facebook      
735This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way. Share on Facebook      
736This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. Share on Facebook      
737This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot! Share on Facebook      
738This morning i woke up out of a dream and i went right into a daydream. I was having a dream that midgets were trying to assassinate me. So i bought a bullet-proof car. And since they were midgets, I bought a convertible. Share on Facebook      
739This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. Share on Facebook      
740This statement is false. Share on Facebook