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721As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens. Share on Facebook      
722As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. Share on Facebook      
723As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Share on Facebook      
724As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. Share on Facebook      
725As you read this, those you love most are betraying you. Share on Facebook      
726ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. Share on Facebook      
727Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. Share on Facebook      
728Ask me about my vow of silence. Share on Facebook      
729Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it. Share on Facebook      
730Ask not what your country can do for you, but how much it's going to cost for them to do it. Share on Facebook      
731Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
732Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. Share on Facebook      
733Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else." Share on Facebook      
734Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. Share on Facebook      
735Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. Share on Facebook      
736Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim. Share on Facebook      
737Aspire to inspire before you expire. Share on Facebook      
738Assassins do it from behind. Share on Facebook      
739At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.' Share on Facebook      
740At 65, you begin to regret the sins you did *not* commit. Share on Facebook