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7341(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, the bitch fell off! Share on Facebook      
7342(Winnie the Pooh) More hay, Tigger? No thanks, Ijor, I'm stuffed! Share on Facebook      
7343--- If you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor --- Share on Facebook      
7344/earth: file system full. Share on Facebook      
73451 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Share on Facebook      
73461 kilogram of falling figs == 1 Fig Newton Share on Facebook      
73471 million bicycles == 2 megacycles Share on Facebook      
73481 million-million microphones == 1 megaphone Share on Facebook      
73491 millionth of a fish == 1 microfiche Share on Facebook      
73501 millionth of a mouthwash == 1 microscope Share on Facebook      
73511 trillion pins == 1 terrapin Share on Facebook      
735210 cards == 1 decacards Share on Facebook      
735310 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schitzo. Share on Facebook      
735410 rations == 1 decoration Share on Facebook      
7355100 rations == 1 C-ration Share on Facebook      
7356100 Senators == Not 1 decision Share on Facebook      
7357100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? Share on Facebook      
73581000 aches == 1 megahurtz Share on Facebook      
73591000 grams of wet socks == 1 literhosen Share on Facebook      
736016.5 feet in the Twilight Zone == 1 Rod Serling Share on Facebook