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7301Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going. Share on Facebook      
7302Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents. Share on Facebook      
7303Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it. Share on Facebook      
7304Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient intelligence. Share on Facebook      
7305Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! Share on Facebook      
7306Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Share on Facebook      
7307Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?" Share on Facebook      
7308Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. Share on Facebook      
7309Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. Share on Facebook      
7310Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!. Share on Facebook      
7311Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. Share on Facebook      
7312Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you! Share on Facebook      
7313Your stupid! (wait for it...) Share on Facebook      
7314Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have. Share on Facebook      
7315Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. Share on Facebook      
7316Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. Share on Facebook      
7317Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got. Share on Facebook      
7318Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired. Share on Facebook      
7319Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime. Share on Facebook      
7320ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour. Share on Facebook