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7261You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position. Share on Facebook      
7262You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do. Share on Facebook      
7263You! Out Of The Gene Pool! Share on Facebook      
7264You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. Share on Facebook      
7265You're as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field. Share on Facebook      
7266You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be. Share on Facebook      
7267You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant. Share on Facebook      
7268You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head. Share on Facebook      
7269You're just jealous because my cereal only talks to me. Share on Facebook      
7270You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. Share on Facebook      
7271You're like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push down stairs. Share on Facebook      
7272You're never too old to learn something stupid. Share on Facebook      
7273You're not completely worthless...I can at least use you as a bad example. Share on Facebook      
7274You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Share on Facebook      
7275You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away. Share on Facebook      
7276You're old when an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! Share on Facebook      
7277You're old when "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. Share on Facebook      
7278You're old when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. Share on Facebook      
7279You're old when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car. Share on Facebook      
7280You're old when the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis". Share on Facebook