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7241You must have been gifted as a child. No one would have paid for you. Share on Facebook      
7242You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape . Share on Facebook      
7243You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. Share on Facebook      
7244You never really know a man until you have divorced him. Share on Facebook      
7245You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Share on Facebook      
7246You only have one chance to make a first impression. Share on Facebook      
7247You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Share on Facebook      
7248You reap what you sow. Share on Facebook      
7249You remind me of opium...a slow working dope. Share on Facebook      
7250You say heretic like it's a bad thing. Share on Facebook      
7251You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Share on Facebook      
7252You say tomato, I say ketchup. Share on Facebook      
7253You should always show up at your funeral. Share on Facebook      
7254You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm Machine Wash Cold. Share on Facebook      
7255You should not confuse your career with your life. Share on Facebook      
7256You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Share on Facebook      
7257You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. Share on Facebook      
7258You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort. Share on Facebook      
7259You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Share on Facebook      
7260You will never "win" an argument concerning religion. Share on Facebook