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7201You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Share on Facebook      
7202You know that kind of drunk where you're a drink away from yelling faggot or being one? Share on Facebook      
7203You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Share on Facebook      
7204You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows... That's how I originally got pierced ears. Share on Facebook      
7205You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick and your son starts to wipe it off! Share on Facebook      
7206You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese. Share on Facebook      
7207You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more? Share on Facebook      
7208You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Share on Facebook      
7209You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Share on Facebook      
7210You know when you sit on a chair, lean back on two legs, and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? Well, I feel like that all the time. Share on Facebook      
7211You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. Share on Facebook      
7212You know why they call it golf, don't you? Because all the good four-letter words were already taken. Share on Facebook      
7213You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Share on Facebook      
7214You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo. Share on Facebook      
7215You know you have problems when you refer to a super model from Paris as a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Share on Facebook      
7216You know you live in a small town when the guy at the local convenience store speaks English. Share on Facebook      
7217You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence. Share on Facebook      
7218You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. Share on Facebook      
7219You know you're getting old when all your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. Share on Facebook      
7220You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. Share on Facebook