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701ARMY: Try to look unimportant, the bad guys may be low on ammo. Share on Facebook      
702ARMY: When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. Share on Facebook      
703ARMY: When in doubt, empty your magazine. Share on Facebook      
704ARMY: When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. Share on Facebook      
705Art is work, to sell it is art. Share on Facebook      
706Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Share on Facebook      
707Artificial Intelligence: The art of making real computers act like the ones in movies. Share on Facebook      
708As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many expressions that aren't. Share on Facebook      
709As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. Share on Facebook      
710As a teenager, being different is one of our driving forces. We achieve this uniqueness by dressing, speaking and acting exactly the same as everyone else. Share on Facebook      
711As an outsider, what do you think of the human race ? Share on Facebook      
712As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Share on Facebook      
713As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head! Share on Facebook      
714As I said before, I never repeat myself. Share on Facebook      
715As I was wheeled into the operating room, I was begining to have a change of heart. Share on Facebook      
716As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Share on Facebook      
717As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it. Share on Facebook      
718As smile is a curve that can set things straight. Share on Facebook      
719As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse. Share on Facebook      
720As the Jolly Green Giant could tell you, there's nothing like a good pea. Share on Facebook