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7161You can't take it with you, but if you are clever, you can stash it where no one else can find it. Share on Facebook      
7162You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially sky diving. I've tried. Share on Facebook      
7163You can't test courage cautiously. Share on Facebook      
7164You can't think your way into a new way of living... You have to live your way into a new way of thinking. Share on Facebook      
7165You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper. Share on Facebook      
7166You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. Share on Facebook      
7167You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. Share on Facebook      
7168You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Share on Facebook      
7169You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. Share on Facebook      
7170You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track Share on Facebook      
7171You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket. Share on Facebook      
7172You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I could find my way out of there [snaps fingers] like that! Share on Facebook      
7173You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Share on Facebook      
7174You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life. Share on Facebook      
7175You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older... Little things like, being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Share on Facebook      
7176You don't get old, you just become a classic. Share on Facebook      
7177You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to. Share on Facebook      
7178You don't have to explain something you never said. Share on Facebook      
7179You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Share on Facebook      
7180You don't win silver. You lose gold. Share on Facebook