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7141You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. Share on Facebook      
7142You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. Share on Facebook      
7143You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need. Share on Facebook      
7144You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Share on Facebook      
7145You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense. Share on Facebook      
7146You can't be late until you show up. Share on Facebook      
7147You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Share on Facebook      
7148You can't change a man . . . unless he's in diapers! Share on Facebook      
7149You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. Share on Facebook      
7150You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them. Share on Facebook      
7151You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. Share on Facebook      
7152You can't go wrong with me... but you're welcome to try. Share on Facebook      
7153You can't have 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. Share on Facebook      
7154You can't have everything, where would you put it? Share on Facebook      
7155You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich. Share on Facebook      
7156You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. Share on Facebook      
7157You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind. Share on Facebook      
7158You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it. Share on Facebook      
7159You can't scare me, I have children. Share on Facebook      
7160You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Share on Facebook