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7121You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Share on Facebook      
7122You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Share on Facebook      
7123You can have a great time with a bushel of apples and the doctor's wife. Share on Facebook      
7124You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook      
7125You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook      
7126You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him wear swimtrunks. Share on Facebook      
7127You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead. Share on Facebook      
7128You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Share on Facebook      
7129You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind. Share on Facebook      
7130You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime. Share on Facebook      
7131You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore. Share on Facebook      
7132You can no more win a war that you can win an earthquake. Share on Facebook      
7133You can observe a lot just by watching. Share on Facebook      
7134You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Share on Facebook      
7135You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. Share on Facebook      
7136You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the window. Share on Facebook      
7137You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty. Share on Facebook      
7138You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" Share on Facebook      
7139You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull. Share on Facebook      
7140You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something! Share on Facebook