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7101You - Off my planet. Share on Facebook      
7102You always find something in the last place you look. Share on Facebook      
7103You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Share on Facebook      
7104You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. Share on Facebook      
7105You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Share on Facebook      
7106You are right where you are supposed to be. Share on Facebook      
7107You are SO going to be in porn. Share on Facebook      
7108You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. Share on Facebook      
7109You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Share on Facebook      
7110You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. Share on Facebook      
7111You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country. Share on Facebook      
7112You can always tell an alcoholic, but you can't tell him much. Share on Facebook      
7113You can always tell an intelligent person...Their opinion is the same as yours. Share on Facebook      
7114You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Share on Facebook      
7115You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. Share on Facebook      
7116You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. Share on Facebook      
7117You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. Share on Facebook      
7118You can fit a jar of bees into really big floppy shoes. Share on Facebook      
7119You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. Share on Facebook      
7120You can get -anywhere- in ten minutes if you drive fast enough. Share on Facebook