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7041Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Share on Facebook      
7042Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Share on Facebook      
7043Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Share on Facebook      
7044Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough. Share on Facebook      
7045Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Share on Facebook      
7046Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Share on Facebook      
7047Women usually sleep on the right side of the bed even in their sleep, they have to be right. Share on Facebook      
7048Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. Share on Facebook      
7049Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Share on Facebook      
7050Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Share on Facebook      
7051Women's faults are many, men have just two!Everything they say and everything they do!!! Share on Facebook      
7052Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects. Whenever I mention sex, they object. Share on Facebook      
7053Women. You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts. Share on Facebook      
7054Women: can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Share on Facebook      
7055Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something... Share on Facebook      
7056Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. Share on Facebook      
7057Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. Share on Facebook      
7058Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Share on Facebook      
7059Work is good, but it's not that important. Share on Facebook      
7060Work is the curse of the drinking class. Share on Facebook