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7021With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Share on Facebook      
7022With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Share on Facebook      
7023With the divorce, I got custody of the kids and she got custody of the money. Share on Facebook      
7024Without fear, there is no courage. Share on Facebook      
7025Without geometry, life is pointless. Share on Facebook      
7026Without ME, it's just AWESO. Share on Facebook      
7027Without nipples, breasts would be pointless. Share on Facebook      
7028Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Share on Facebook      
7029Without risk there is no opportunity for gain. Share on Facebook      
7030Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Share on Facebook      
7031Women and tax forms have a lot in common...Men love to cheat on them. Share on Facebook      
7032Women are like Angels . . . always up in the air and harping about something. Share on Facebook      
7033Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Share on Facebook      
7034Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. Share on Facebook      
7035Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car. Share on Facebook      
7036Women are like pianos... When they're not upright, they're grand. Share on Facebook      
7037Women are the kind of problem I don't mind wrestling with. Share on Facebook      
7038Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Share on Facebook      
7039Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Share on Facebook      
7040Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Share on Facebook