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7001Will your answer to this question be no? Share on Facebook      
7002Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. Share on Facebook      
7003Winning is not everything, but the effort to win is. Share on Facebook      
7004Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything Share on Facebook      
7005Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick. Share on Facebook      
7006Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. Share on Facebook      
7007Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. Share on Facebook      
7008Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. Share on Facebook      
7009Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous. Share on Facebook      
7010Wisdom consists in knowing what to do with what you know. Share on Facebook      
7011Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. Share on Facebook      
7012Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts. Share on Facebook      
7013Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. Share on Facebook      
7014Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something. Share on Facebook      
7015Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think. Share on Facebook      
7016Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first. Share on Facebook      
7017Wit is educated insolence. Share on Facebook      
7018With a calendar, your days are numbered. Share on Facebook      
7019With a rubber duck, you're never alone. Share on Facebook      
7020With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. Share on Facebook