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6981Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Share on Facebook      
6982Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Share on Facebook      
6983Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Share on Facebook      
6984Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Share on Facebook      
6985Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines? Share on Facebook      
6986Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Share on Facebook      
6987Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekends? Share on Facebook      
6988Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Share on Facebook      
6989Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Share on Facebook      
6990Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored! Share on Facebook      
6991Why it is a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. Share on Facebook      
6992Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"? Share on Facebook      
6993Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it? Share on Facebook      
6994Why remember quotes when you can make them up? Share on Facebook      
6995Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future? Share on Facebook      
6996Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman? Share on Facebook      
6997Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Share on Facebook      
6998Why? Because I said so, damn it. Now go to your room. Share on Facebook      
6999Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay. Share on Facebook      
7000Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Share on Facebook