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681Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine. Share on Facebook      
682Worry. God knows all about you. Share on Facebook      
683Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Share on Facebook      
684Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Share on Facebook      
685Would you kindly shut your noise hole. Share on Facebook      
686Wouldn't it be nice if there was an Escape key for all of our problems? Share on Facebook      
687Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Share on Facebook      
688Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up! Share on Facebook      
689Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. Share on Facebook      
690Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble. Share on Facebook      
691Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me. Share on Facebook      
692Writing a book is an adventure: to begin with it is a toy and amusement; then it becomes a master, and then it becomes a tyrant; and the last phase is just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude: you kill the monster and fling him to the public. Share on Facebook      
693Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Share on Facebook      
694Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. Share on Facebook