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681Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. Share on Facebook      
682Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh Share on Facebook      
683ARMY: A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, dumb enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. Share on Facebook      
684ARMY: Claymores are labeled "This Side Towards Enemy" for a reason. Share on Facebook      
685ARMY: Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever, ever volunteer to do anything. Share on Facebook      
686ARMY: Everything you do can get you shot, including nothing. Share on Facebook      
687ARMY: Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity. Share on Facebook      
688ARMY: If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike. Share on Facebook      
689ARMY: If the enemy is in range, so are you. Share on Facebook      
690ARMY: If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. Share on Facebook      
691ARMY: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Share on Facebook      
692ARMY: It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. Share on Facebook      
693ARMY: Make it tougher for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out. Share on Facebook      
694ARMY: Mines are equal opportunity weapons. Share on Facebook      
695ARMY: Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. Share on Facebook      
696ARMY: Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two. Share on Facebook      
697ARMY: The enemy attacks on two occasions: When he's ready, and when you're not. Share on Facebook      
698ARMY: The enemy diversion you were ignoring was the main attack. Share on Facebook      
699ARMY: The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small. Share on Facebook      
700ARMY: Tracers work both ways. Share on Facebook