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6961Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Share on Facebook      
6962Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!" Share on Facebook      
6963Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? Share on Facebook      
6964Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Share on Facebook      
6965Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Share on Facebook      
6966Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Share on Facebook      
6967Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? Share on Facebook      
6968Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Share on Facebook      
6969Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls? Share on Facebook      
6970Why is it that to stop Microsoft Windows, you have to click on "Start"? Share on Facebook      
6971Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we don't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags? Share on Facebook      
6972Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Share on Facebook      
6973Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Share on Facebook      
6974Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Share on Facebook      
6975Why is it, when you're rich, it's "eccentric"; when you're poor, it's just strange. Share on Facebook      
6976Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Share on Facebook      
6977Why is minimalism such a big word? Share on Facebook      
6978Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Share on Facebook      
6979Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. Share on Facebook      
6980Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Share on Facebook