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6941Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Share on Facebook      
6942Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes? Share on Facebook      
6943Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean! Share on Facebook      
6944Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Share on Facebook      
6945Why is "one" the loneliest number? I've found that you can clear out a room even faster with a well-placed "number two." Share on Facebook      
6946Why is a boxing ring square? Share on Facebook      
6947Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Share on Facebook      
6948Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Share on Facebook      
6949Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? Share on Facebook      
6950Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Share on Facebook      
6951Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Share on Facebook      
6952Why is in that in America they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Share on Facebook      
6953Why is it best to use the outhouse at noon? That's when the flies are in the kitchen. Share on Facebook      
6954Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Share on Facebook      
6955Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'? Share on Facebook      
6956Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Share on Facebook      
6957Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? Share on Facebook      
6958Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Share on Facebook      
6959Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space, but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? Share on Facebook      
6960Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Share on Facebook