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6921Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Share on Facebook      
6922Why does Hot Point make refrigerators and Frigid Air make stoves? Share on Facebook      
6923Why does it take 3 pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Because a car can't pull a boat down the road sideways in 2nd gear with the windshield wipers running, and telephone poles don't have feet! Share on Facebook      
6924Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Share on Facebook      
6925Why does mineral water that "has trickled through mountains for centuries", have a 'use by' date? Share on Facebook      
6926Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Share on Facebook      
6927Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Share on Facebook      
6928Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Share on Facebook      
6929Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Share on Facebook      
6930Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name"? Share on Facebook      
6931Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Share on Facebook      
6932Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Share on Facebook      
6933Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Share on Facebook      
6934Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Share on Facebook      
6935Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. Share on Facebook      
6936Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom? Share on Facebook      
6937Why don't satanic warlocks ever appear on televison to exhort unbelievers to donate money to fight God? Share on Facebook      
6938Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Share on Facebook      
6939Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Share on Facebook      
6940Why don't you go stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies? Share on Facebook