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6901Why do stores always put their slowest clerks in the "express" lane? Share on Facebook      
6902Why do the Dutch people have two names for their country, Holland and the Netherlands, and neither one includes the word Dutch? Share on Facebook      
6903Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed', when afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Share on Facebook      
6904Why do they call it a One Night Stand when you're horizontal most of the time ? Share on Facebook      
6905Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Share on Facebook      
6906Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Share on Facebook      
6907Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Share on Facebook      
6908Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Share on Facebook      
6909Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? Share on Facebook      
6910Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Share on Facebook      
6911Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat? Share on Facebook      
6912Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts? Share on Facebook      
6913Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Share on Facebook      
6914Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Share on Facebook      
6915Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Share on Facebook      
6916Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users? Share on Facebook      
6917Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath? Share on Facebook      
6918Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers? Share on Facebook      
6919Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Share on Facebook      
6920Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Share on Facebook