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6881Why do drivers-education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Share on Facebook      
6882Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Share on Facebook      
6883Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Share on Facebook      
6884Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Share on Facebook      
6885Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Share on Facebook      
6886Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Share on Facebook      
6887Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Share on Facebook      
6888Why do men forget everything and women remember everything? Share on Facebook      
6889Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? To prevent the sensible ones from going home. Share on Facebook      
6890Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men? Share on Facebook      
6891Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Share on Facebook      
6892Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games. Share on Facebook      
6893Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Share on Facebook      
6894Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Share on Facebook      
6895Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Share on Facebook      
6896Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? Share on Facebook      
6897Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Share on Facebook      
6898Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Share on Facebook      
6899Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down! Share on Facebook      
6900Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? Share on Facebook