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6861Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Share on Facebook      
6862Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Share on Facebook      
6863Why are they called tamp-ons and not tamp-ins? Share on Facebook      
6864Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great new scent. It's called New Car Interior. Share on Facebook      
6865Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Share on Facebook      
6866Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible. Share on Facebook      
6867Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Share on Facebook      
6868Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free. Share on Facebook      
6869Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance? Share on Facebook      
6870Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"? Share on Facebook      
6871Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends? Share on Facebook      
6872Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Share on Facebook      
6873Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. Share on Facebook      
6874Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Share on Facebook      
6875Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Share on Facebook      
6876Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise. Share on Facebook      
6877Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women? Share on Facebook      
6878Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? Share on Facebook      
6879Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Share on Facebook      
6880Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? Share on Facebook