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6841Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk? Share on Facebook      
6842Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Share on Facebook      
6843Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years. Share on Facebook      
6844Who stopped payment on my reality check? Share on Facebook      
6845Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" Share on Facebook      
6846Whoever called it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. Share on Facebook      
6847Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one. Share on Facebook      
6848Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd. Share on Facebook      
6849Whoever said the hand is quicker than the eye obviously never tried rolling them down a ramp. Share on Facebook      
6850Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. Share on Facebook      
6851Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Share on Facebook      
6852Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise! Share on Facebook      
6853Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Share on Facebook      
6854Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? Share on Facebook      
6855Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered ? Share on Facebook      
6856Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year? Share on Facebook      
6857Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Share on Facebook      
6858Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Share on Facebook      
6859Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Share on Facebook      
6860Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones. Share on Facebook