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6821Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking? Share on Facebook      
6822Where would the world be without crazy people? Share on Facebook      
6823Where would we be without rhetorical questions? Share on Facebook      
6824Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom! Share on Facebook      
6825Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends entirely on your frame of reference. Share on Facebook      
6826Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Share on Facebook      
6827Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? Share on Facebook      
6828Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? Share on Facebook      
6829While golfing the other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. Share on Facebook      
6830While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several. Share on Facebook      
6831While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Share on Facebook      
6832Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Share on Facebook      
6833White guy. Can't dunk. Share on Facebook      
6834Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. Share on Facebook      
6835Who am I calling "stupid?" I don't know. What's your name ? Share on Facebook      
6836Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both. Share on Facebook      
6837Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom? Share on Facebook      
6838Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? Share on Facebook      
6839Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? Share on Facebook      
6840Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! Share on Facebook