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6801When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Share on Facebook      
6802When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. Share on Facebook      
6803Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? Share on Facebook      
6804Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again. Share on Facebook      
6805Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Share on Facebook      
6806Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Share on Facebook      
6807Whenever you make a big buy, it will go on sale the next day. Share on Facebook      
6808Where am I going? And why am I in this HANDBASKET? Share on Facebook      
6809Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? Share on Facebook      
6810Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Share on Facebook      
6811Where do I find recovery? Twelve steps past any lengths. Share on Facebook      
6812Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. Share on Facebook      
6813Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. Share on Facebook      
6814Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Share on Facebook      
6815Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Share on Facebook      
6816Where ever there is injustice, you will find us. Where ever there is suffering, we'll be there. Where ever liberty is threatened, you will find The Three Amigos! Share on Facebook      
6817Where important matters are of concern, one can either explain himself clearly or accurately; never both; and neither easily. Share on Facebook      
6818Where subtlety fails, we must simply make do with cream pies. Share on Facebook      
6819Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Share on Facebook      
6820Where there's smoke...there's dinner Share on Facebook