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6781When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. Share on Facebook      
6782When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Share on Facebook      
6783When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment. Share on Facebook      
6784When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Share on Facebook      
6785When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? Share on Facebook      
6786When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Share on Facebook      
6787When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Share on Facebook      
6788When you live in the past, it costs you the present. Share on Facebook      
6789When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. Share on Facebook      
6790When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey. Share on Facebook      
6791When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one. Share on Facebook      
6792When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! Share on Facebook      
6793When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers. Share on Facebook      
6794When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Louie". Share on Facebook      
6795When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. Share on Facebook      
6796When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Share on Facebook      
6797When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. Share on Facebook      
6798When your heart speaks, take good notes. Share on Facebook      
6799When your IQ hits 80, sell. Share on Facebook      
6800When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. Share on Facebook