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661Women's faults are many, men have just two!Everything they say and everything they do!!! Share on Facebook      
662Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects. Whenever I mention sex, they object. Share on Facebook      
663Women. You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts. Share on Facebook      
664Women: can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Share on Facebook      
665Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something... Share on Facebook      
666Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. Share on Facebook      
667Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. Share on Facebook      
668Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Share on Facebook      
669Work is good, but it's not that important. Share on Facebook      
670Work is the curse of the drinking class. Share on Facebook      
671Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength. Share on Facebook      
672Worry doesn't prevent disaster, it prevents joy. Share on Facebook      
673Worry is a misuse of the imagination. Share on Facebook      
674Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe. Share on Facebook      
675Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due. Share on Facebook      
676Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. Share on Facebook      
677Worry is like a rocking chair. Tt keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere. Share on Facebook      
678Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed. Share on Facebook      
679Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time. Share on Facebook      
680Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow. Share on Facebook