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661There's an art to perception, so see it as you will. Share on Facebook      
662There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar. Share on Facebook      
663There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. Share on Facebook      
664There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Share on Facebook      
665There's no future in time travel. Share on Facebook      
666There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Share on Facebook      
667There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes. Share on Facebook      
668There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. Share on Facebook      
669There's no sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. Share on Facebook      
670There's no such thing as a great discovery, there are just very fortunate accidents. Share on Facebook      
671There's nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income. Share on Facebook      
672There's nothing wrong with gluttony, providing you don't overdo it. Share on Facebook      
673There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years or so won't cure. Share on Facebook      
674There's nothing wrong with you that changing everything about yourself wouldn't cure. Share on Facebook      
675There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. Share on Facebook      
676There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Share on Facebook      
677There's room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes. Share on Facebook      
678There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? Share on Facebook      
679There's too much blood in my alcohol system. Share on Facebook      
680There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Share on Facebook