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661Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. Share on Facebook      
662Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. Share on Facebook      
663AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think? Share on Facebook      
664AOL reminds me of an old girlfriend. Just when I think the connection has been established, it suddenly says, "Goodbye." Share on Facebook      
665Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Share on Facebook      
666Apparently the Irish army has surrounded a department store in Dublin. They are acting on a tip that 'Bed Linen' is on the second floor. Share on Facebook      
667Appearances are not everything, it just looks like they are. Share on Facebook      
668April 1st. The day we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Share on Facebook      
669April showers bring May flowers, and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims. Share on Facebook      
670Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins. Share on Facebook      
671Architecture: The art of how to waste space. Share on Facebook      
672Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot? Share on Facebook      
673Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. Share on Facebook      
674Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? Share on Facebook      
675Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Share on Facebook      
676Are you going to be the cause of my next headache? Share on Facebook      
677Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ? Share on Facebook      
678Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable. Share on Facebook      
679Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it? Share on Facebook      
680Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" really just leftovers from people who got there first? Share on Facebook