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6761When we learn all the answers, they change the questions. Share on Facebook      
6762When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Share on Facebook      
6763When we went to Las Vegas, I told my wife I wanted to gamble, but she said No Dice. Share on Facebook      
6764When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise! Share on Facebook      
6765When we were using, we didn't have relationships, we took prisoners and held hostages. Share on Facebook      
6766When women go wrong, men go right after them. Share on Facebook      
6767When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target. Share on Facebook      
6768When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. Share on Facebook      
6769When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling.Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. Share on Facebook      
6770When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. Share on Facebook      
6771When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress. Share on Facebook      
6772When you are trying to convince yourself something is right, it is usually wrong. Share on Facebook      
6773When you ask someone to go somewhere with you, and they say no and then start explaining why, you say, "Just tell me the time, don't tell me how the watch works." Share on Facebook      
6774When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Share on Facebook      
6775When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on Share on Facebook      
6776When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. Share on Facebook      
6777When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. Share on Facebook      
6778When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. Share on Facebook      
6779When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet. Share on Facebook      
6780When you get to the end of your rope...tie a knot and swing! Share on Facebook