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6721When sailors want to get clean, they throw themselves overboard and wash upon the beach. Share on Facebook      
6722When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Share on Facebook      
6723When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you. Share on Facebook      
6724When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Share on Facebook      
6725When signing a contract, it helps to remember "the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away". Share on Facebook      
6726When someone asks me what I think, I tell them: "I think all of the meat around a pig's ass is pork." Share on Facebook      
6727When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Share on Facebook      
6728When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? Share on Facebook      
6729When someone points skyward, it's the fool that looks at the finger. Share on Facebook      
6730When speaking to your children: say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't be mean when you say it. Share on Facebook      
6731When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. Share on Facebook      
6732When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Share on Facebook      
6733When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. Share on Facebook      
6734When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. Share on Facebook      
6735When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Share on Facebook      
6736When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Share on Facebook      
6737When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Share on Facebook      
6738When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape. Share on Facebook      
6739When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Share on Facebook      
6740When the human body is immersed in warm water, the telephone will ring. Share on Facebook