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6701When in doubt, mumble. Share on Facebook      
6702When in doubt, poke it with a stick. Share on Facebook      
6703When in doubt, tell the truth. Share on Facebook      
6704When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. Share on Facebook      
6705When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. Share on Facebook      
6706When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Share on Facebook      
6707When it's dark enough you can see the stars. Share on Facebook      
6708When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane? Share on Facebook      
6709When life gives me lemons, I make a whiskey sour and go to bed. Share on Facebook      
6710When life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids! Share on Facebook      
6711When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye! Share on Facebook      
6712When life hands you gators, make Gatorade. Share on Facebook      
6713When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall. Share on Facebook      
6714When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you. Share on Facebook      
6715When men send flowers for no reason, there's a reason. Share on Facebook      
6716When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four." Share on Facebook      
6717When my wife saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Share on Facebook      
6718When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another. Share on Facebook      
6719When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy - When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Share on Facebook      
6720When Peter chopped off the Centurion's ear at Gethsemene, and Jesus healed it, did He offer the Centurion a lollipop for being such a brave little man? Share on Facebook