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6621When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. Share on Facebook      
6622When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them. Share on Facebook      
6623When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. Share on Facebook      
6624When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Share on Facebook      
6625When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass. Share on Facebook      
6626When all else fails, follow the instructions. Share on Facebook      
6627When all else fails, lower your standards. Share on Facebook      
6628When all else fails, violence prevails. Share on Facebook      
6629When all men think alike, no one thinks very much. Share on Facebook      
6630When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun. Share on Facebook      
6631When an octopus puts on deodorant, how does he remember where he started? Share on Facebook      
6632When an old man dies, a library burns down. Share on Facebook      
6633When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Share on Facebook      
6634When asked a/s/l in a chat room, I find it humorus to reply with a casual "old enough to know better, still too young to care/yah, last night/dreamland" aproach. Share on Facebook      
6635When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Share on Facebook      
6636When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Share on Facebook      
6637When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Share on Facebook      
6638When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt! Share on Facebook      
6639When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Share on Facebook      
6640When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. Share on Facebook