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6601What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Share on Facebook      
6602What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". Share on Facebook      
6603What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Share on Facebook      
6604What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together. Share on Facebook      
6605What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Share on Facebook      
6606What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas ? ..... Nice tooth! Share on Facebook      
6607What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Share on Facebook      
6608What's up with all the sarcastic rhetorical questions? Share on Facebook      
6609What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. Share on Facebook      
6610Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so. Share on Facebook      
6611Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Share on Facebook      
6612Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly. Share on Facebook      
6613Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Share on Facebook      
6614Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Share on Facebook      
6615Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Share on Facebook      
6616When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen. Share on Facebook      
6617When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read. Share on Facebook      
6618When a man says "it's a silly, childish game", it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Share on Facebook      
6619When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Share on Facebook      
6620When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Share on Facebook