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6581What this situation needs is a good leaving alone. Share on Facebook      
6582What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Share on Facebook      
6583What we anticipate seldom occurs. What we least expect generally happens. Share on Facebook      
6584What we need is a patch for stupidity! Share on Facebook      
6585What we see is mainly what we look for. Share on Facebook      
6586What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? Share on Facebook      
6587What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Share on Facebook      
6588What would happen if Superman consumed 10 Lbs of laxative? Share on Facebook      
6589What would Scooby do? Share on Facebook      
6590What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Share on Facebook      
6591What wouldn't Jesus do? Share on Facebook      
6592What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it! Share on Facebook      
6593What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra? Share on Facebook      
6594What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this? Share on Facebook      
6595What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ? I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex. Share on Facebook      
6596What's another word for thesaurus? Share on Facebook      
6597What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'? Share on Facebook      
6598What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. Share on Facebook      
6599What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs Share on Facebook      
6600What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." Share on Facebook