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641Women and tax forms have a lot in common...Men love to cheat on them. Share on Facebook      
642Women are like Angels . . . always up in the air and harping about something. Share on Facebook      
643Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Share on Facebook      
644Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. Share on Facebook      
645Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car. Share on Facebook      
646Women are like pianos... When they're not upright, they're grand. Share on Facebook      
647Women are the kind of problem I don't mind wrestling with. Share on Facebook      
648Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Share on Facebook      
649Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Share on Facebook      
650Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Share on Facebook      
651Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Share on Facebook      
652Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Share on Facebook      
653Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Share on Facebook      
654Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough. Share on Facebook      
655Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Share on Facebook      
656Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Share on Facebook      
657Women usually sleep on the right side of the bed even in their sleep, they have to be right. Share on Facebook      
658Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. Share on Facebook      
659Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Share on Facebook      
660Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Share on Facebook