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641There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true- neither have your nightmares. Share on Facebook      
642There isn't enough insanity to spread to my other half. Share on Facebook      
643There ought to be at least one round state! Share on Facebook      
644There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Share on Facebook      
645There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" Share on Facebook      
646There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Share on Facebook      
647There was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages. Share on Facebook      
648There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. Share on Facebook      
649There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. Share on Facebook      
650There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. Share on Facebook      
651There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good. Share on Facebook      
652There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook. Share on Facebook      
653There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. Share on Facebook      
654There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? Share on Facebook      
655There's a party in my pants and you are invited! Share on Facebook      
656There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. Share on Facebook      
657There's a strange thing about memory... Damned if I can remember what it is. Share on Facebook      
658There's a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes move toward it. Share on Facebook      
659There's always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. Share on Facebook      
660There's always at least one bolt on anything that's adjustable and it fits whatever size wrench you don't have. Share on Facebook