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641Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Share on Facebook      
642Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth. Share on Facebook      
643Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito. Share on Facebook      
644Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Share on Facebook      
645Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Share on Facebook      
646Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. Share on Facebook      
647Anything is easier to take apart than to put together. Share on Facebook      
648Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up. Share on Facebook      
649Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Share on Facebook      
650Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down. Share on Facebook      
651Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. Share on Facebook      
652Anything preying on my mind would starve to death. Share on Facebook      
653Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. Share on Facebook      
654Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
655Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Share on Facebook      
656Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do. Share on Facebook      
657Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Share on Facebook      
658Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit. Share on Facebook      
659Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. Share on Facebook      
660Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Share on Facebook