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6561What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Share on Facebook      
6562What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. Share on Facebook      
6563What is done now, is influenced by what you did then, and will determine what you do when now is then. Share on Facebook      
6564What is in an empty box? Your curiosity. Share on Facebook      
6565What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient. Share on Facebook      
6566What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Share on Facebook      
6567What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. Share on Facebook      
6568What is the new O.J. web site address? Slash.slash.backslash.escape Share on Facebook      
6569What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color? Share on Facebook      
6570What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Share on Facebook      
6571What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Share on Facebook      
6572What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. Share on Facebook      
6573What now is proved was once only imagined. Share on Facebook      
6574What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency. Share on Facebook      
6575What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby? Ask your parents. Share on Facebook      
6576What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Share on Facebook      
6577What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high. Share on Facebook      
6578What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning. Share on Facebook      
6579What the gods get away with, the cows don't. Share on Facebook      
6580What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket. Share on Facebook