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6541What do you get when you mix a cow and a pack of wolves? The hell out of the way! Share on Facebook      
6542What do you have if you've got Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton in the same room? Two Boobs and a country singer Share on Facebook      
6543What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Share on Facebook      
6544What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy. Share on Facebook      
6545What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told that bitch twice! Share on Facebook      
6546What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. Share on Facebook      
6547What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG'? An Amish drive-by shooting. Share on Facebook      
6548What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. Share on Facebook      
6549What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Share on Facebook      
6550What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Share on Facebook      
6551What happens to your nose when your face is already spiteful? Share on Facebook      
6552What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. Share on Facebook      
6553What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. Share on Facebook      
6554What if Noah had gotten drunk while he was on the ark and said, "HEY! Throw the animals overboard--bring the fish up here!" Share on Facebook      
6555What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about? Share on Facebook      
6556What if there were no hypothetical questions? Share on Facebook      
6557What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential? Share on Facebook      
6558What if, on the first day of creation, God had goofed and said "Let there be Heat."? Share on Facebook      
6559What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? Share on Facebook      
6560What is a commitee? It is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Share on Facebook