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6521What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike? Share on Facebook      
6522What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. Share on Facebook      
6523What do they use to ship styrofoam? Share on Facebook      
6524What do Windows and a handgun have in common? Both are harmless while not loaded. Share on Facebook      
6525What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist. Share on Facebook      
6526What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. Share on Facebook      
6527What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Share on Facebook      
6528What do you call a male ladybug? Share on Facebook      
6529What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Share on Facebook      
6530What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Share on Facebook      
6531What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. Share on Facebook      
6532What do you call male ballerinas? Share on Facebook      
6533What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Share on Facebook      
6534What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots. Share on Facebook      
6535What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan Share on Facebook      
6536What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door! Share on Facebook      
6537What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Share on Facebook      
6538What do you get when you cross a Collie and a Pitbull? A dog that rips your arm off then goes for help! Share on Facebook      
6539What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Share on Facebook      
6540What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? An Iraqi. Share on Facebook