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6501Well if that don't put the dink in coinkidink! Share on Facebook      
6502Well, at least the war on the environment is going well. Share on Facebook      
6503Well, I was nearly killed three times, fell off a bridge and broke my jaw. How was your day? Share on Facebook      
6504Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. Share on Facebook      
6505Well, paint me purple and call me Barney. Share on Facebook      
6506Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Share on Facebook      
6507Weltner's Axiom: People like what they know, and want what they like. Share on Facebook      
6508West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names. Share on Facebook      
6509What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! Share on Facebook      
6510What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. Share on Facebook      
6511What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. Share on Facebook      
6512What are imitation rhinestones? Share on Facebook      
6513What did people do to cause accidents before cell phones? Share on Facebook      
6514What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Share on Facebook      
6515What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. Share on Facebook      
6516What do batteries run on? Share on Facebook      
6517What do chickens think we taste like? Share on Facebook      
6518What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. Share on Facebook      
6519What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. Share on Facebook      
6520What do people in China call their good plates? Share on Facebook