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6481We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God. Share on Facebook      
6482We'll love you until you learn to love yourself. Share on Facebook      
6483We're all in this alone. Share on Facebook      
6484We're all our fathers' fastest swimmers. Share on Facebook      
6485We're only as sick as our secrets. Share on Facebook      
6486We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing. Share on Facebook      
6487Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom. Share on Facebook      
6488Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills...making the last car payment. Share on Facebook      
6489Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure. Share on Facebook      
6490Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Share on Facebook      
6491Weight an evangelist carries with God == 1 billigram Share on Facebook      
6492Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles! Share on Facebook      
6493Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray... Share on Facebook      
6494Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years. Share on Facebook      
6495Welcome what you can't avoid. Share on Facebook      
6496Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine. Share on Facebook      
6497Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. Share on Facebook      
6498Well done is better than well said. Share on Facebook      
6499Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. Share on Facebook      
6500Well I'm the king of the swingers, see, the jungle V.I.P. But I've reached the top and I've had to stop, and that's what's been bothering me. Share on Facebook