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6441We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth. Share on Facebook      
6442We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. Share on Facebook      
6443We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Share on Facebook      
6444We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Share on Facebook      
6445We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. Share on Facebook      
6446We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Share on Facebook      
6447We live in an imperfect world, and we will act imperfectly in that world. Share on Facebook      
6448We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! Share on Facebook      
6449We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Share on Facebook      
6450We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be. Share on Facebook      
6451We must believe in free will. We have no choice. Share on Facebook      
6452We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? Share on Facebook      
6453We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately. Share on Facebook      
6454We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. Share on Facebook      
6455We need either less corruption or more chances to participate in it. Share on Facebook      
6456We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. Share on Facebook      
6457We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Share on Facebook      
6458We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened. Share on Facebook      
6459We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance. Share on Facebook      
6460We often see further through a tear, than through a telescope. Share on Facebook