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6421We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour Share on Facebook      
6422We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Share on Facebook      
6423We are what we eat! - mmm, nuts! Share on Facebook      
6424We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. Share on Facebook      
6425We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. Share on Facebook      
6426We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision. Share on Facebook      
6427We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails. Share on Facebook      
6428We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes. Share on Facebook      
6429We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in. Share on Facebook      
6430We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Share on Facebook      
6431We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. Share on Facebook      
6432We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our if's and and's; and get off our butts. Share on Facebook      
6433We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
6434We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. Share on Facebook      
6435We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Share on Facebook      
6436We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it, we find a reason for it because we want it. Share on Facebook      
6437We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid... until she closed her curtains. Share on Facebook      
6438We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me. Share on Facebook      
6439We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful. Share on Facebook      
6440We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. Share on Facebook