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6401WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Share on Facebook      
6402WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. Share on Facebook      
6403WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. Share on Facebook      
6404WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Share on Facebook      
6405WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Share on Facebook      
6406WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. Share on Facebook      
6407WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. Share on Facebook      
6408WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Share on Facebook      
6409WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Share on Facebook      
6410Warning: Trespassers will be shot Share on Facebook      
6411Was the crucifixion just a dice game that got terribly, terribly out of hand? Share on Facebook      
6412Wasting time is an important part of living. Share on Facebook      
6413Water floats. Share on Facebook      
6414Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions. Share on Facebook      
6415We all came on different ships, but we are in the same boat now. Share on Facebook      
6416We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. Share on Facebook      
6417We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. Share on Facebook      
6418We all live under the same sky, but we don't see the same horizon. Share on Facebook      
6419We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die. Share on Facebook      
6420We are all prawns in the game of life. Share on Facebook