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6381Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected. Share on Facebook      
6382Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of the management. Share on Facebook      
6383Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. Share on Facebook      
6384Visa is everywhere you want to be...except out of debt. Share on Facebook      
6385VISA is the mark of the beast. VI = 6 in Roman numberals. S = 6 in Greek, and supposedly A = 6 in Babylonian. So VISA = 666. Cute. Share on Facebook      
6386Visualize Whirled Peas Share on Facebook      
6387Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Share on Facebook      
6388Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. Share on Facebook      
6389Vote Democrat - it's easier than working! Share on Facebook      
6390Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking! Share on Facebook      
6391Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Share on Facebook      
6392Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister. Share on Facebook      
6393WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Share on Facebook      
6394War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Share on Facebook      
6395Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Share on Facebook      
6396Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. Share on Facebook      
6397Warning: Survivors will be shot again Share on Facebook      
6398WARNING: the conssumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode. Share on Facebook      
6399WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. Share on Facebook      
6400WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. Share on Facebook