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621Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. Share on Facebook      
622Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts. Share on Facebook      
623Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. Share on Facebook      
624Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something. Share on Facebook      
625Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think. Share on Facebook      
626Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first. Share on Facebook      
627Wit is educated insolence. Share on Facebook      
628With a calendar, your days are numbered. Share on Facebook      
629With a rubber duck, you're never alone. Share on Facebook      
630With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. Share on Facebook      
631With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Share on Facebook      
632With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Share on Facebook      
633With the divorce, I got custody of the kids and she got custody of the money. Share on Facebook      
634Without fear, there is no courage. Share on Facebook      
635Without geometry, life is pointless. Share on Facebook      
636Without ME, it's just AWESO. Share on Facebook      
637Without nipples, breasts would be pointless. Share on Facebook      
638Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Share on Facebook      
639Without risk there is no opportunity for gain. Share on Facebook      
640Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Share on Facebook